There few people left America completely unabashedly addicted Apprentice backstabbing brown-nosing hair.

I admit I'm one

course one things makes show Donald Trump himself appealing patience isn't really his strong suit he makes effort tiptoe around facts don't pull weight you're fired use bad manners you're fired something stupid yes you're fired.

I got thinking we dated Donald Trump?

Think You'd assemble top dating candidates a little head-to-head competition any candidates Apprentice show up late forget call I don't think Why Because know did they'd history a bunch other wanna-bes delighted see go true dating.

could assemble ten fabulously qualified eligibles a month-long date-off Every week involve a different dating task playing a 7-hour Yahtzee marathon parents crazy Aunt Leona mall shopping a dress wear third cousin Mildred's wedding negotiating a quiet exit a nightclub where ex a surprise visit bonus round providing correct answer question Does outfit my butt look big candidates judged good manners restaurant choices ability toes curl end week you'd call a few screw-ups boardroom (or maybe bedroom) let somebody go

really want weed out riffraff go ahead enlist very own George Carolyn keep eye candidates offer opinions report back any goof-ups

Why date Donald First it's efficient Why go one lousy date a time when can date bulk Second it's easier see really great candidates (and best fit you) when can compare side-by-side traditional dating may realize old flame college really perfect match (six seven years too late they've already scooped up somebody else.) last well just seems a heck a way spend summer

end you'll only end up someone who's perfect also someone clearly wants there

right you'll never again say You're selfish bed you're a lousy dresser my Aunt Leona isn't too crazy You're fired

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